I keep thinking about the story and want to actually knock the whole thing out. There’s been a lot of life chaos the last few years (seriously, earlier this year I was starting to play with returning and then everything went sideways when my best friend died). Right now, I’m playing with how I would bring back the comic and once I have time to explore those options, I’ll make plans and let folks know.

deadbirdlife:

deadbirdlife:

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

My hand moved on its own

flagellant:

red-mercer:

flagellant:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

sometimes i forget most people don’t know that birdhouse shapes aren’t just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

benpaddon:

captain-price-unofficially:

Everyday this thing gets stupider.

Tesla Launches Tent-Like Car Cover for Cybertruck To Protect Its Owners From Embarrassment

sepal-sea:

prokopetz:

I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I’m looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and… well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari – can you imagine how Gendo would react to his “son” slowly morphing into his dead wife?

estrogen would not have saved shinji but it would have caused gendo immeasurable suffering which is perhaps more important

overpoweredoriginalposter:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

Disappointed to learn that Ark Encounter, the creationist theme park in Kentucky whose primary and by primary I mean only attraction is a replica of Noah’s Ark built with public tax incentives & that pitches itself as a field trip destination for public schools, has abandoned their plans to build an “immersive” Plagues of Egypt ride, but delighted to learn the Bible theme park is building a Tower of Babel instead

This wasn’t a bit btw. The Ark Encounter creationist theme park is showing their strong commitment to Biblical literalism by building a new Tower of Babel

“Lord willing, we hope to build a reconstruction of what the tower of Babel might have looked like at the Ark Encounter.” I mean the Lord was very much not willing the first time around. Like I know what you mean but when it comes to the Tower of Babel the Lord was very much not Ο Γιάννης είναι ο τράγος φοβάστε το ελάφι

God: I have used the Tower of Babel as a cautionary tale

Evangelicals: At last we have built the Tower of Babel, from the classic Bible story Don’t Build A Tower of Babel

*Pulls the boards off the door, enters a dark and dusty blog, posts covered in sheets and cobwebs, the only light coming from the flames of Twitter outside the door*

Hmm…

A little rundown, but we can clean this blog up a bit. Maybe put it to use again. Dip our toes back into the online world.

Hi! My site is broken and I’m gonna try to fix it and then give a big update about maybe updating the comic again.

*screams in the background as another Elon policy change causes more damage to Twitter*

Neat!

mango-thot:

kaijutegu:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Saw this and thought I should add sounds and music to it.

get fucked caterpie

Oh my god

itswalky:

thesatelliteshow:

itswalky:

I mean, now that you’ve essentially written it for me, definitely not!

Important safety tip: do not pitch story ideas to your favorite creators. It creates a legal liability for them and may even lead to them abandoning similar ideas. Just don’t do it.

Originally posted by everythingstarstuff