choochoobear:

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

I want the last picture of congalineofdurin as my Twitter avatar.

choochoobear:

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

I want the last picture of congalineofdurin as my Twitter avatar.

benpaddon:

anaeolist:

you little fucker

Presenting the closing moments of almost every episode of Star Trek.

I’m sure I reblogged this long ago but doing so again because look at that smug fucking face.

itswalky:

I drew this strip, went to go upload it, and while searching for “strawman”  in the filename to help narrow it down in my directory, discovered I’d already done this strip, but better.  It’s too bad, because I really do like “Fuck this strawman pizza,” but oh well.
So have this anyway while I go start a new strip from scratch, like a dumbass.  I was just kicking the can of a new storyline down the road anyway.  And enjoy the Pizza Girl cameo that almost was.

itswalky:

I drew this strip, went to go upload it, and while searching for “strawman”  in the filename to help narrow it down in my directory, discovered I’d already done this strip, but better.  It’s too bad, because I really do like “Fuck this strawman pizza,” but oh well.

So have this anyway while I go start a new strip from scratch, like a dumbass.  I was just kicking the can of a new storyline down the road anyway.  And enjoy the Pizza Girl cameo that almost was.

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I know of AT LEAST one bar that does this. It is a thing at some bars (and I want to stress - BARS, not restaurants) and the easiest way to find out? Ask them.

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I know of AT LEAST one bar that does this. It is a thing at some bars (and I want to stress - BARS, not restaurants) and the easiest way to find out? Ask them.

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

theonion:

Biden Loses Control Of Butterfly Knife During Commencement Speech
"I love women," is not a get out of jail free card. Thicke pulled the same bullshit when he was accused of degrading women in "Blurred Lines": "When we made the song, we had nothing but the most respect for women," he said. How nice of you to say so, Mr. Thicke. Alas, your work shows the opposite to be true. I am fairly certain many of the men who buy sex and consume porn also think they do it because they really, really, love women. NOPE. You love women like I love wine — as something I consume selfishly for my personal benefit and as a product.

Meghan Murphy (No, “female-appreciation” is not the same thing as feminism)

hahaha i saw this happen on facebook tonight hahahah i fucking hate bro creeps.

(via arw3n-leavinscars)

And that is why I fucking HATE that song and anyone that disagrees with the above statement.

(via bobbycaputo)

Fucking solid metaphor.

(via khealywu)

When everyone was shaming Miley Cyrus (and I’ll cop to not thinking and saying that her performance was cringe worthy), I recall asking why so few people were talking about Thicke’s participation in the spectacle. If she’s a young woman who should have more self respect or whatever people were saying, he’s a grown man who should certainly know that what he’s part of is objectifying a young woman in a way that is maybe not awesome at all.

(via wilwheaton)